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Criminals claims they are to fat to commit crimes, and too fat for the death penalty. Tisk Tisk! Happy Halloween!
OH MY GOD! HOW DARE RALPH LAUREN RELEASE A PHOTOSHOPPED ADD WITH UNSIGHTLY THIN PROPORTIONS!
Seriously people, why would you get up in arms about something that is obviously fake? Anyone with an ounce of common sense is aware that the models (and everything else for that matter) in majority of our print media adds have been retouched in some way or another. Even those ‘real’ paunchy women we see in the Dove adds? Photoshopped. Plus sized models? Photoshopped. Everything else? PHOTOSHOPPED!
But of course, the so called REAL women of this world (Tubby ladies who aspired to be married to prince charming at age 4 and spend their days mothering the fuck out of the rest of the world instead of their own kids) Feel that this is such a fucking horrific event. Are you seriously that fucking stupid that you would compare yourself to something that is obviously photoshopped? *SLAP*
Hey REAL [fat] women, get a brain and come to realize that print media adds are not the fucking bible. No one is asking you to saw off your hips and rip the muscle off your thighs. (although we wish you would) But in all honesty, stop acting like a bunch of angry cows every time a print add shows something OBVIOUSLY unrealistic. And while you’re at it, accept the fact that a real woman can indeed be thin and beautiful. We may not be the majority, but we are a hell of a lot better to rest eyes upon than some heffer flipping out about photoshop.
For those of you who have not seen the add that has caused outrage amongst the barnyard animals, here you go.
Notice how obviously unrealistic it is, and how any sane person would be able to giggle about the ‘chic’ bobble headed blunder rather than go from point zero to complete outrage mode.
