In South Carolina (go figure) a mother was arrested in June because her fourteen year old hippo, excuse me, son, weighed a whopping 555 pounds. What I find unfortunate about this case is that the heffer went unnoticed until he weighed FUCKING FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE POUNDS. Where the fuck was the law when this poor soul reached 250 pounds? (which I’m guessing was well before he was 14) We really need to crack down on this kind of shit if we want to eliminate fat people. Get cracking you fucking cops. Stop pulling me over for using my blinker too soon and start herding some fatties!

there’s the rest of the article for all of you curious folk.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/weightloss/2009-07-20-obesityboy_N.htm